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Joke of the Day

"If you could pick any superhero name and power, what would they be? My name would be ""Dad"" and my power would be *invisibility*..."

"What do you call someone with no body and just a nose? No body knows!"

"A father and son were watching a movie together The son says ""Daddy I'm scared. Is that woman going to die?"" And the father replied with ""Well, I don't know son. That is a pretty big horse cock."""

"How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them."

"why was 6 afraid of 7? fear of commitment due to a lifetime of disappointment and heartbreak"

"HIM: If you're upset that people think you're weird, have you tried being less weird? ME: [eating ice cream with chopsticks] Yes."

"Miley Cyrus was recently found dead at a construction site. Her autopsy revealed her death came in like a wrecking ball."

"What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table. [Thanks, Wagon Train camper!]"

"Why do Apple computer users always tell sexist jokes? Because they aren't PC"

"The bartender says:""We don't serve your kind in here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."