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Joke of the Day

"I'm not very good at baking... my friend said to stick with it dough, it'll pan out in the end."

"Harambe memes have lost their popularity since the election... People's attention moved away from the death of a gorilla to the election of an orangutan!"

"Learned today that it's about 12 min after realizing there's no TP in the stall that you ask yourself how important your socks really are"

"Ray Charles has said he doesn't mind being blind.. Because at least he isn't black!"

"u know how sum people get amnesia well i got opposite amnesia i remember everything ask me what i ate this morning. breakfast next question"

"Websites that are similar to Reddit."

"What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke? Nothing, because he is the one who knocks."

"How are women like rocks? You skip the flat ones."

"Rhetorical is still a word, right?"

"Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur? Because he couldn't branch out."