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Joke of the Day

"u know how sum people get amnesia well i got opposite amnesia i remember everything ask me what i ate this morning. breakfast next question"

"Why was the lion alone and disheartened? He lost his pride in a bet"

"Wife: I'm going to grab some dinner, you want anything? Me: No thanks, I'm stuffed. Wife: Ok, I'm going to Taco... Me: I'll have 9 tacos."

"Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a sedan."

"Scientists have found the number one cause of pedophilia. Sexy children."

"I don't know why everyone looks so stressed. I tweet and drive all the time. Oh...must be the beer."

"Why wasn't the bear allowed to drive? Because bears don't have fine *motor* skills"

"Why are cowboys uncircumcised? So they have a place to put their chewing tobacco when they eat."

"My dog just growled back at my rumbling stomach. We have reached a new level of communication."

"What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log."