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Joke of the Day

"How are women like rocks? You skip the flat ones."

"What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches? Mustardo!"

"If my 6 year old tells me someone was ""mean to him"" I never know if they stole his bike or tried to cook him a healthy meal."

"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other **SLIDE**."

"I bought some ""no more tears"" baby shampoo But I'm still not over her :("

"What do you call an army of toddlers? Infantry."

"My dad gave me the best advice ever. ""Before you marry a woman, meet her mother and you'll know what your wife will be like in 30 years time"" I learned she won't be giving me head or anal."

"STEP UP? Ive got a step ladder,I never really knew my real ladder"

"On a flight with my friend, he asks ""if the door was to blow open would we fall out?"" I reply ""nah I'm pretty sure we'd still be friends"

"Joke What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."