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Joke of the Day
"I have bulimic Alzheimers I always eat too much but forget to throw up."
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"Day six of my push-up challenge. So far, I've eaten 107 push-up pops."
"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who understand ternary notation, those who don't and those who thought this would be a binary joke. Credits to /u/johnnybenude"
"How many calories do you get from eating pussy? Depends on which direction she wipes..."
"What did the Shit Summoner say at the bar ? Mind if I pull up a stool ?"
"I had a friend... ... who wanted to do a project about youth in Asia. Unfortunately, the government pulled the plug on it."
"A computer once beat me at chess... ...but it was no match for me at kickboxing."
"What is sharper, your butt-hole or your teeth? Butt-hole, because it can cut your shit."
"*Goes into fabric store looking for girlfriend material*"
"What do you call a southern girl who runs faster than her brothers A virgin"