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Joke of the Day
"did you hear about the italian chef? he pasta way"
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"How come ""you're a peach"" is a complement but ""you're bananas"" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?"
"What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common? They're both X-Men."
"If trump gets elected can we make a show similar to the apprentice but when Trump says ""your fired"" he sends a nuclear missile at a country."
"Tight pants are like a cheap hotel... No ball room"
"If I had $1 for every time a girl has rejected me... I wouldn't be single anymore"
"All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face."
"France and Italy declare war... France surrenders and Italy switches sides. Both countries lose."
"A joke my 4 year old nephew made up. (It makes no sense, but still made me laugh.) If the three legged turtle crosses the road what color is the rabbit? Green! Because Space Jam was a good movie."
"Why is Dave Mustaine described as ""heavy metal""? Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)"