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Joke of the Day
"did you hear about the italian chef? he pasta way"
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"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not funny."
"Two animals taking a test were caught copying off each other... When one accuses the other... ""He's the CHEETAH!"" ""What? You're LION!"""
"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"
"Did you know a falling cat ALWAYS lands in a single person's apartment?"
"What do bulimic stone masons do? Binge and parge."
"Was told to turn on the water hose I was told to turn on the water hose. Responded ""I don't know anything about mermaid sexuality"""
"I've always wanted to be a plumber But it's probably just a pipe dream."
"what did the buffalo say when his son left for college? bye son"
"What is a long distance love? It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar."