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Joke of the Day

"I've always wanted to be a plumber But it's probably just a pipe dream."

"Republicans were just informed about the effects of Global Warming on the polar ice caps They're losing their cool!"

"How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is."

"Start a mathematical hip-hop duo called ""E"" Because E equals MC^2"

"What do ghosts get arrested for? Possession."

"My wife just accused me of being big-headed and thinking I was better than I was. I nearly fell off my throne."

"FROSTY DIVORCE Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake."

"Return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi."

"[Exorcism] Priest: What is your name? Demon: Jim Wife: Jim who owes us $100 or hot Jim? Demon: Nice legs Carol Wife: Let's keep him. Next..."

"I wrote a poem about communism for my English class I had to share it with everyone"