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Joke of the Day

"100 years ago, 19 white men chasing down a black man was called the Klu Klux Klan Now it's called Formula 1 *Ku Kluk Klan"

"Who granted the fish's wish? Fairy codmother"

"What idiot called them dog tags instead of collar ID"

"I believe in equality. If we have a 5 day week of work, we should have 5 day weekends as well dammit."

"macklemore could poop into his own bare hands onstage & half the write-ups would be ""ah finally a rapper who isn't obsessed with shiny cars"""

"What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? ""Oops! King Kong ring wrong."""

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup ! Yes it's the rotting meat that attracts them !"

"How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment? Error [value unknown]"

"When I was young I used to be young and stupid. Now I'm just stupid."

"Gurl are you Quantum Mechanics 'cause you got 10 different interpretations of everything, none of which fully corresponds with reality."