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Joke of the Day
"There's a new video game called Earthquake coming out. I heard it's groundbreaking."
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"If you could choose between having a light saber or saving a child..... Which color light saber would you choose?"
"I feel so alive when I watch an object fall and shatter into hundreds of pieces. Not alive enough to clean up the mess though."
"""Honey, don't try to feed ice cream to the Christmas tree,"" is a thing I literally just said."
"How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number"
"I got my wife tickets on a cruise ship. It's no Titanic, but I'm optimistic."
"Patient: Doctor every night i see ants playing football Doctor: It's okay take these pills Patient: No way tomorrow is the final"
"What did one testicle say to the other testicle ago was aggravating him? You're being very teste"
"The Tortoise and the Hare is a classic story about how people who like to run are awful."
"Fun tip - instead of going on vacation with a baby, stand outside until you're sunburned, then light $1,000 on fire."