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Joke of the Day
"The Tortoise and the Hare is a classic story about how people who like to run are awful."
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"How do you spot a vegan at a party? Don't worry, they'll let you know."
"*feeds a horse 1 pound of weed *rides off into sunset on my high horse"
"One day, the fridge will take revenge on me, every half hour opening the door to my room, staring at me for a few minutes & then walk away."
"Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea."
"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole the calendar? .................they both got 6 months."
"My phone wanted to auto correct, ""mos def"" to ""most definitely."" I swear, my phone has absolutely zero swag."
"A joke agnostics can enjoy"
"I think we all know that one person who seems to make it a daily goal to incorporate every color of the rainbow in their outfit."
"A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart"