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Joke of the Day
"What did one testicle say to the other testicle ago was aggravating him? You're being very teste"
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"Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room."
"[Little Caesar's meeting] ""We need a new, clever slogan"" *everyone looks at Jim* Jim: Um... Pizza...Pizza? ""Jim...U just saved this company"""
"Dear women who just gave birth, Stop naming your child 'Khalessi'. Sincerely, The rest of the human race"
"What is the deal with airplane food? Seriously, I'm trying to feed this thing and I don't know what airplanes eat."
"What has a bottom on a top? A leg."
"Why don't Asians get constipated? Because of their frequent bow movements."
"I hope Hilary gets elected. So taxpayers can save 23% on paying the presidential salary."
"Need help getting these blackheads off my face How do I politely ask these nice African American gentleman to take turns ?"
"Why did the bear faint upon seeing his friend eat a donut? He thought his friend was eating his own claw. In reality he was just eating a bear claw donut. D'oh!"