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Joke of the Day
"Is it me or does it seem like Cinco de Mayo is always on May 5th?"
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"Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped? Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!"
"If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever."
"What do you call a famous Internet pirate? Blackneckbeard."
"Historians say teenagers in medieval times would send an average of 180 tiny scrolls by raven per day"
"Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration? Because it's a cold day in hell...."
"What do Romans use to cut pizza Little Caesars"
"Did you know that in high school, Robert E. Lee was voted ""most likely to secede?"""
"NFL catch rules are absurd. ""Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete."""
"What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship? ""Okay men, get on the ship."""