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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any Jewish Jedis? Because they lose their Force skins :D"
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"I love when my friends start selling weight loss shakes because that's one less person I ever have to talk to again."
"What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!"
"Never answer knocking at your door. It's always people. Always. Never giant chocolate bars. Only people."
"How does Shrek describe his sex with Fiona? Medi-Ogre"
"Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you."
"Whenever fat people tell you they are on a diet, it just means they started dabbing their pizza with a napkin to get some of the grease off."
"I just want to hug this out. With my hands around your neck type of hug. What I mean is, I want to strangle you."
"BREAKING: 30 people feared soothed in Yankee Candle fire."
"What does Subway and a Hollywood Tranny have in common? Both offer $5 dollar Foot Longs I'll be here all week cause my car broke down by the shakeys next the aqueduct"