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Joke of the Day
"Where do Sith Lords shop? At Darth Mall."
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"Just hired a dirtying lady. About to watch her and my cleaning lady fight it out."
"My friends all say I tell bad jokes, but they're wrong... I tell jokes ""badly"""
"Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean stick 'em up. Monster: No wonder I'm not making much money in this business."
"Say something I'm giving up on.... Jews"
"Why did the german die from his injuries Because when his friend asked if there is a number to call incase of emergencies like this, he replied ""999""."
"Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door ""Back in 30 minutes"" so he sat down to wait for himself?"
"You and your happiness can go straight to Walmart. Or whereever your ""hell"" is."
"If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? **An American.**"
"Love voicemails from my grandma that start with ""hello?....HELLO??..."" and end with her trying to dial another number."