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Joke of the Day

"When your friend tells you she's thinking about adopting and you get really disappointed when you find out she means a human."

"It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative."

"According to Steve Jobs, what type is the pokemon Scizor? Feature/Borrow"

"Jews be like Nah Way is Jesus the son of God And Christians be like Yahwah!"

"What's six foot three, black, and won an Independent Spirit Award for Best Male Lead in To Sleep with Anger Danny Glover."

"I watched Lost In Space and loved it! It was a great documentary on Matt Damon."

"The US Treasury announced Harriet Tubman will replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 So there's going to be a whole new bill in the black market."

"Before you criticize someone... walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."

"I'll bet Miss Piggy kissed a lot of princes before she found her frog."

"The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on."