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Joke of the Day
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I dunno how they got in there."
Next Joke
"Today, a hobo called me a beautiful princess, but he pronounced it ""I KNOW YOU HAVE CHANGE, YOU STUPID CRACKER BITCH!""."
"Click for Joke! You're good looking."
"Pix and Misc - Teacher win [pic]"
"How do you think the unthinkable? with an itheberg."
"I thought that whale movie was super offensive.... ...because of all those actors in Blackfish."
"Where did Suzy go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."
"CW:where are you going? Me:trying to prevent an awkward conversation between two people CW:who? Me:me and you"
"English teacher asks me, ""What's an example of pleonasm? ""Troublesome Woman"""
"Do you ever get shampoo in your eyes and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be?"