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Joke of the Day
"There's something about a mousetrap that I can't quite put my finger on."
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"""HEY, WHERE'S THAT BOOK?!"" (Dewey Decibel System)"
"What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber? Santa stops at 3 Ho's"
"I met a horse who keeps talking about the apocalypse. He told me the end is neigh."
"Religion is like a buffet. People take what they like and ignore the rest.."
"ey girl would you like to unzip my pants http://imgur.com/QCGvrG7"
"Whats the difference between a shower and a toilet? Showers take in lost of dirty people, but don't take shit from no one."
"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad I had to take away his bike.."
"""Sorry, I fail to see how I 'misled' you when my profile CLEARLY says I'm 'a total cat person'?"" - half-cat/half-person being after bad date"
"what does my microwave and women have in common? they both need a mute button"