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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a jar of jellybeans Everyone hates the black ones."
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"My Dad got me a thesaurus for Christmas last year But when I opened it every single page was blank. I didn't have the words to describe how angry I was."
"What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!"
"cucumber and potato. What the potato said to the cucumber? - Hi, How are you? What the cucumber answered? - OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING POTATO!!!!!!!!!"
"One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: ""Darling that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"""
"What gun does Jesus hate the most? The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the /r/pka podcast"
"What dat mouf do ;)"
"A man walks into a bar and orders a double Nebraska. The bartender turns around and says ""Sorry, we don't have *NE*."""
"What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !"
"Watched golf for two hours before realizing that the TV was off."