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Joke of the Day

"Say what you want about Olympic Skiing Events.... .....but most of that sport is going downhill fast."

"I'm trying to tell fewer dick jokes But it's really hard"

"Where did mary go after the explosion? Everywhere..."

"So Donald Trump is running for President..."

"What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing? Lie to me"

"Why did the girl reject the landfill owner? His place is a dump"

"What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe? Mitosis"

"What did the Gorilla call his first wife? His prime-mate!"

"What did the blind prostitute say to the guy with five dicks? I don't see where you're coming from."

"I can't get hard unless I can hear a gluten intolerant person weeping over a menu."