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Joke of the Day

"What did the blind prostitute say to the guy with five dicks? I don't see where you're coming from."

"I don't trust Bonsai trees. They are a little shady."

"A Frenchman is buying a bread stick and the cashier asks.. ""are you okay carrying this loaf?"" to which he replies ""baguette""."

"Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979?"

"What's the difference between a ""narrative"" and a ""circle jerk""? How you spell them."

"ME: so what do you do GUY: I'm an oral surgeon ME: *imagining him doing heart surgery with just his mouth* wow I bet you're a helluva kisser"

"You better watch out, you better not cry You better not pout, I'm telling you why Emotion signals weakness to your enemy Be vigilant, my son"

"Tell me about your time in the pornography business It's a schlong story."

"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"

"my next job http://imgur.com/r3DFIHQ"