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Joke of the Day
"Doctor: ""Hey, how are you?"" Patient: ""I am good"" Doctor: ""Ok. Next."""
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"If you are cornered by raccoons in the wild then place your thumb and index finger tips together- make a bandit mask. They will accept you."
"What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, ""When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?"" ###SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!"
"Why hadn't the law graduate and the bartender ever met? The graduate never passed the bar"
"If a woman has fallen an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her."
"I love eating German sausage.... but it always gives me the wurst farts. HA HA HAHA Ha....ha....^ha ^ha^ha......^i'llshowmyselfout"
"95% of people masturbate while showering, the rest sings one specific song, which one?... No idea? Then I know what group you belong to ;)"
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? A investigator"
"People often complain and belittle alternative religious organizations like atheism and scientology... but at least atheism is a non-prophet organization."
"I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said ""WHERE""?"