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Joke of the Day

"I love eating German sausage.... but it always gives me the wurst farts. HA HA HAHA Ha....ha....^ha ^ha^ha......^i'llshowmyselfout"

"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, at least two, provided the lightbulb is big enough."

"I'm getting so pissed off with my new psychiatrist. I'm sure he's only treating my paranoia for the money."

"Why didn't the two tampons talk to each other? Because they were stuck up bitches."

"Some bloke just told me he was gonna smack me with the neck of his guitar.... I said, is that a fret?"

"Have you heard the joke about the Butter? I better not tell you, You Might spread it!!!"

"Gay Bartender What did the gay bartender say to his new customer? ""Want me to help push in your stool?"""

"What's green and hangs from trees? Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it."

"What do you call a Chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Caesar salad."

"I just got a new job at a prison library. It has its prose and cons."