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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? A investigator"
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"What did the scientist who was conducting sexual experiments on dogs say to his partner? ""If you need me, I'll be in the lab."""
"Maybe Taylor Swfit dates Justin Bieber and John Mayer dates Selena Gomez and it's like matter/anti-matter and they all explode?"
"*Robber runs into Chipotle* GIMME THE MONEY IN THE REGISTER ""Is this for here or to go?"" Uh. To go ""Do you want guac?"" Sure ""It's extra"""
"What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked? It Hertz."
"To be used as an insult or a pick up line for a heavy set woman- ""You don't need to lose weight, you need to gain bone."""
"What did one tampon say to the other?... Nothing, They're all stuck up cunts!"
"What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue."
"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?? Attire"
"There's a very thin line between having your foot out of the covers enough to stay cool but not enough so it gets eaten by monsters."