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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? A investigator"
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"Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers."
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"What's so great about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."
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"I've watched the same porno movie 126 times. I'm trying to see how it ends."
"When a guy wearing shorts and sandals to a bar is picking out songs on the jukebox, it's going to end badly for everyone."