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Joke of the Day

"If a woman has fallen an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her."

"Islam is a peaceful religion A piece over there, a piece over there, a piece over here"

"Ever had that feeling where you just want to jump right out of bed? Me neither."

"If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? mistletoe"

"What's similar between drinking American beer and screwing in in a canoe? They're both fucking near water"

"If anyone asks, I'm drinking all this wine to collect corks for a pinterest project."

"""Be cool, be cool, be cool"" ~me before I'm about to not be cool."

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."

"How is a woman like KFC? After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box."

"What's Donald Trump's least favorite music band of all time? Foreigner."