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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
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"North Korea is back online after internet outage. Sources say South Korea changed the wifi password."
"Don't worry if you're skydiving and your parachute doesn't open You got the rest of your lives to fix it!!!"
"Did you know they buried Steve Jobs in an orchard? Yep. He's still pushing apples."
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies? He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts."
"Two guys decided to rob a Calender from a Calender store They each got six months"
"Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."
"God wasn't trying to get Marry pregnant with Jesus. Turns out he was wearing a holey condom."
"What is the most offensive joke you know? I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst?"
"Nobody expects you to tweet brilliance. Just be yourself, with the occasional intent of bringing shame to your entire family."