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Joke of the Day
"I like my girls like I like my coffee. In a cup."
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"Had a terrifying lucid dream of getting stabbed and slashed from behind with a huntersknife & people making fun of me for being uneasy after"
"Spending the day driving past people taking pictures in public and yelling, ""YUCK! DELETE!"""
"Tower: Mission triple-three do you have problems? Pilot: I think I have lost my compass. Tower: Judging the way you are flying you lost the whole instrument panel.."
"Why do bachelors like smart women? Because they're so rare."
"What do you call a heard of masturbating cows? ....Beef stroganoff"
"I heard Hillary paid a touching tribute at the 9/11 memorial... ...she collapsed."
"If trump doesn't get the Republican nomination There will be hell toupe (Converted from another joke found in this board!)"
"oh, so now star wars is the best thing you've ever seen, is it? ""yes, and?"" so you've forgotten about the time we saw a snake wearing a hat?"
"What do you call sandpaper in Iraq? A map."