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Joke of the Day
"What do you call sandpaper in Iraq? A map."
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"Roses are red, except for all of the other colors of roses that have been in existence for thousands of years. Those are different colors."
"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
"Following the leaking of nude photo's of Kim Kardashian, her personal assistant has been sacked for the delay."
"What did one snail say to the other snail? It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast"
"Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time."
"I was in a porno once but I only had a small part"
"ME: why is my son failing TEACHER: just because u gave him that name doesnt mean he'll be intelligent ME: [gasping] cover ur ears Smartboy"
"I'm so glad they released a patch for my car The windshield was starting to get buggy."
"""Only God can judge me"" People who've never been to Whole Foods."