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Joke of the Day

"What do Japanese Cannibals Eat Raw-men"

"When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?"

"[Texts to 14] Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey [Reply] OMG DAD WAT? [Text] Hi"

"Do you know how we know that Santa Claus is married? Because he only comes once a year! Merry Christmas. P.S. I'm sure this joke has been told somewhere but just in case someone hasn't heard it."

"4-yr-old son gave smartest answer ever to ""How do you know if something is art?"" ""People tell you."""

"Taco Bell is human Drano"

"Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish? He was into inflation."

"I am still paying... A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""

"If I had to remove any part in my body I'd remove my spine, it's holding me back."

"Only 350 more followers until I casually mention the benefits of Amway."