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Joke of the Day

"What did the pot-head name his son? Bud."

"What do you get if you have unprotected sex in the ear? Hearing AIDS."

"Next time somebody tries to argue using statistics.... Remind them that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"Why can't some people help being born Chinese? Because there's nothing wong with it."

"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? ""With jam in!"" What did he say to his friend who asked for one? ""I hope you like jam in too!"""

"Fact: all boots were made for walking."

"If another day goes by without a Matthew, Mark, Luke and John forming a boyband called New Testament, I'm going to give up on everything."

"So a ion walks into a bar... So an ion walks into a bar and tells the bartender, ""hey I may have lost an electron."" Bartender asks in reply, ""are you sure?"" Ion answers, ""yeah, I'm positive."""

"Did you hear Lorain Labbobit died in a car accident last week? Some dick cut her off!"

"You guys are even more beautiful now that I'm wearing my ""wine glasses""."