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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? a stick."
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"The second rule of tautology club... is that the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club."
"why do Indians have red dots on there forehead? because the council leader with his pointed finger pushing against there foreheads says ""No your not having another free council house"""
"A man walks into a fancy dress party in calvin klein briefs... The host asks him 'what are you dressed as?' Premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants."
"When she screams ""deeper!""... But you're all out of poems."
"Why did helium get into a fight with neon? They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the Freezer"
"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber"
"What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving"
"knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""KGB."" ""KGB wh--"" [slap recipient of the joke] ""Vee vill ask za questions!"""