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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? THATS NOT FUNNY (must yell it)"

"What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party? A cross-dresser."

"The #1 rule of being a successful shirt: Always Be Clothing."

"What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend? Having to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."

"Hey Prius owners your entire car is a bumper sticker"

"""I want to swim with an overweight, rich white guy before I die."" - Dolphin bucket list."

"[hails Satan] [Satan pulls up in his cab]"

"Got a white noise app to help me sleep but its just a recording of guys talking about golf, Dockers, Whole Foods, & the new Coldplay album.."

"Just sewed together 3 bras to put on my neighbor's dog to cover its horrifying tits."

"Holy crap! This guy in the car next to me is absolutely losing his shit over ""My Heart Will Go On""...said the guy in the car next to me"