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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend? Having to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."

"Me: You put the ""cow"" in ""coworker"" Her: Excuse me?? Me: It's a joke format. Her: I'm telling HR.. Me: Ok but I doubt they'll get it either."

"What's the difference... Q: What's the difference between a brown-noser and an ass-kisser? A: Depth Perception"

"Maybe if women would quit playing games they'd worry less about competition"

"(OC) What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? Senseless violence."

"Why was the gay triceratops so frustrated? Because he couldn't find any tricerabottoms!"

"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts come back from their camps."

"Why can't you hear a dog whistle? Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way."

"Girls are like dead babies... There's several in my basement"

"Fox News' slogan is ""Fair and Balanced"". That's it. That's the joke."