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Joke of the Day

"[hails Satan] [Satan pulls up in his cab]"

"At least people that have hit rock bottom are disciplining their pet rocks This joke brought to you by my ten year old son"

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere"

"I grew up in a very sheltered household. Our house had 17 roofs. We had alcoves upon alcoves. I wore a tarp wherever I went."

"When is a train being polite at dinner time? When it choo's quietly."

"My daughter spelled America ""Merica"" on a book report so now I'm searching her room for Trump campaign propaganda."

"Well if there's one thing we can all agree on regarding tomorrow's inauguration ... Orange is the new Black"

"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching"

"Today is International Women's Day. It was actually supposed to be held yesterday but they took too long to get ready."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face."