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Joke of the Day
"What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana? Bayou self"
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"""O honey, it looks like you got your period last night. I guess well need to get new shee- wait! Wait one minute!"" ~ Japanese flag designer"
"How are gay men like tumbleweed? They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence post in Wyoming."
"Blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair."
"There's a new male porn star from India. His stage name is Deep Indar!"
"I overheard someone say all Asians are ninjas. I would've told him how racist that sounded but he was black and I didn't want to get mugged."
"Stupid baby keeps knocking my bong over."
"If I'm extra friendly and super sweet when I see you again, it's cause I've forgotten your name"
"What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus? Jesus doesn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over *his* body."
"What's a feminist's favorite math class? Triggernometry."