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Joke of the Day
"A guy with crossed eyes.. ..got stuck between a tree."
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"What's pink lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire."
"I was hoping my sister could help me with trigonometry... But then I remembered, ""she's in middle school, of course secant"""
"What did the donut say to the loaf of bread? If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!"
"Be the change you're looking for between the couch cushions."
"What do you call a student that graduates bottom of their class in Med school? A doctor."
"The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off."
"What would I be if I doubled myself? Meme"
"Accidentally ate a ball of wasabi the size of a marble and now I can smell math"
"Why do people say ""fat people are lazy""? Fat people get themselves food, I'm skinny because I'm too lazy to get myself food."