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Joke of the Day

"A guy with crossed eyes.. ..got stuck between a tree."

"I don't know it Switzerland is a good country But the flag is a big plus."

"A is for Apple - Hester Pryne"

"How does the Japanese Bee Say Hello to Other Bees Wassup bee"

"putting a sweater on your dog?? lol what's next, another harmless thing that only bothers me because i'm lonely"

"Interns think of God residents pray to God doctors talk to God nurses ARE God."

"Why do Indians hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land. Edit: well now I know what people mean by rip inbox. Edit2: wtf happened to my headline, why is it Donald trump?"

"I'm like a reverse MacGyver. I can take a perfectly working item, step on it drunk, then turn it into dozens of unusable, meaningless parts."

"The fact that people use the wrong ""your,"" ""there,"" ""it's"" and ""its"" yet spell ""Bieber"" correctly just kills me."

"I get in this weird mood where I don't want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood Awake'"