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Joke of the Day
"What if... Obama was secretly working for the government?"
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"If you can't do what's right you can always do what's left"
"I won't be gratified sexually until someone dumps one of those big Gatorade containers on me after."
"Knock, knock. Honey, have you finished taking pictures of yourself for facebook? Daddy needs to take a sh!t.."
"How much sex does a sister of the church get? Nun"
"I buy bags of Halloween candy and boxes of razor blazes just to see the look on the cashier's face."
"Cigarettes are like hamsters Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire"
"Buses are like pornstars... Nothing for an hour then they all cum at once."
"What's white and troubles at breakfast? Cumshot"
"Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration."