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Joke of the Day

"What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women."

"What does a racist get for their birthday? KK-cake"

"What does Gordon program in? FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe..."

"Speaking of short term memory,"

"I met a one-legged waitress at IHOP... Her name was Ilene."

"Damn, boy are you Cosmo magazine? cause you sure have issues with women"

"Whats red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry"

"[at Chinese restaurant] ""Hi I'll have a large goingon"" -What is goingon? ""Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"""

"You can say that Hodor was Branwashed."

"I made a butchers club The only problem is we can't agree to a meating time."