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Joke of the Day

"An interrogator that just goes into the room and loudly eats a peach until the suspect confesses to everything."

"What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls"

"Two deer walk into a gay bar... 1 hour later they leave and one says to the other, ""damn I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in that place"""

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy in the morning... And some times I just let her sleep in."

"In high school I was voted Most Likely to Be Shot Dead While Trying to Steal Something of Moderate Value From a Texan."

"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers"

"I was quite surprised to learn that there are 47 ways to spell..... Prime Minister Netanyahu."

"I always looked up to my Grandad... I especially remember his last words. Stop shaking the ladder you little cunt!!!"

"Add 5 years onto your age That's how old you'll be in 5 years."

"What did the snowman say to the other snowman? ""do you smell carrots?"""