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Joke of the Day

"What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday? Yellow Cake http://imgur.com/gallery/FGFV1Em/new"

"Google won't replace librarians. The internet is like giving someone a fire hose when all they asked for was a glass of water."

"What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart? A tooter. (thanks, honey)"

"Houston, we have a problem Whitney Houston Jokes Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag. One more.., If she wasn't before, Whitney Houston is definitely 100% soul now."

"What do you call that useless bit of skin around the vagina? The woman."

"There's only one thing I remember from sexual harassment training. ""Harass"" is just one word."

"Elephants being eliminated from Ringling Brothers performances. Did you hear the elephants are being eliminated from Ringling Brothers performances. They were told to pack their trunks."

"You show me a tropical fruit... And I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."

"I hate myself for laughing, but a joke my grandpa told me.. What do you call 5 black people having sex? A Three some."

"Did Russell Crow feel bad after he ate his wife? Nah! He was Gladiator!"