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Joke of the Day

"Your money or your life by Stan Den Deliver"

"I hope Prince Harry and Emma Watson last because if they have a son, it will be the half-blood prince."

"I was trying to get out of the friend zone with a girl. She put me in the brother zone... Good thing I live in Alabama!"

"Hand holding: You know why men hold their wife's/ girlfriend's hand in shopping malls? Because if he doesn't , she will shop."

"What is DNA ? The National Dyslexic Association."

"I had an Ethiopian blend of coffee this morning... It didn't taste very rich."

"What did one dry erase marker say to the other? I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old."

"I'm Japanese. I took my Viagra this morning. .. Now I'm ready for erection day."

"Do people who criticize the presidents daughter for smoking pot forget that the last Republican vice president shot his friend in the face."

"Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats."