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Joke of the Day
"What is large, grey and sings great jazz songs? Elephants Gerald"
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"Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Nothing, their last big hit was the wall."
"Dance like no one's a werewolf. Eat like you found it in the couch. Shout like your cat's sleeping. Feel good like a bossy poem told you to."
"In Soviet Russia, Romans do as we do."
"Everyone gets on the fashion industry for unrealistic beauty standards, but can we talk about unrealistic depictions of food on boxes?"
"Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on."
"Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested? www.filopedia.org"
"My friend went into a sudden trance where she imagined she was stuck in a Pistachio. I told her to snap out of it. -She couldn't.-"
"A homeless man staggers into a bar Plot twist... it was soap. He landed a lucrative job shortly thereafter and started sweeping his problems under the rug like the rest of us."
"What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street? Sesame Street has an Oscar."