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Joke of the Day

"Reddit, tell me the most offensive joke you know. [NSFW]"

"Gang of three hijack truckload of Viagra. Police are looking for three hardened criminals."

"""Hey, did you see that article about cats invading the internet?"" ""Yeah, I reddit."""

"I never learnt the meaning of the word truancy... ...I wasn't at school that day."

"""Can I maim myself with it?"" - my toddler's mental checklist before deciding to play with something"

"Did you hear about the laptop RAM that was raped and had no memory of it? They say it was SO-DIMMy."

"I dare you to read the New Testament, except substitute every ""Jesus"" with ""Pizza Hut"" and tell me it isn't the greatest business plan ever."

"I saw a butterfly earlier With a tattoo of a slag on it's wing."

"Disliking the social justice crowd is to hating social justice as disliking the song ""We Are the World"" is to hating starving children."

"I've been waiting 2 hours for an employee to come and wash my hands like the sign says...."