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Joke of the Day

"What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium."

"What's the difference between cats and dogs? Dogs have owners, cats have staff."

"What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other? A bunch of bi Nanas."

"Did youz guys hear about the blow job competition last night? It was nuts, the race was neck and neck till the very end!"

"If you're trying to woo me without food... let me stop you right there."

"my daughter is 3. her joke about spiders: Spiders make Websites. she's not wrong."

"Charlie couldn't believe he was being allowed into the Chocolate Factory... ...his girlfriend had been dead against it for years!"

"I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment. I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4."

"Knock knock I can't believe you felt for it :)"

"Why did Jon lick the cat's butt Because the dog was busy"