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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the competition for the world's best Tie? There was no clear winner."

"What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber? Bruce Banner"

"Lesbian sex is like swimming. [NSFW] It's not hard, and gets you wet."

"The only way I'll leave my phone in a cab is if I leave my arm in a cab."

"Someone at this party is wearing the same shirt as me. It's very awkward. How did this happen. We barely even fit in this shirt."

"What do you call a group of homosexual lions? gay pride"

"My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn. Now I have stable WiFi."

"what's the difference between a black person and a snow tire? ones a person and the other is a tire.... you racist."

"Why don't Brits like revolving doors? A: Because they can't hold it for the next person."

"New BMWs don't have a dipstick located in the engine anymore They're now located in the driver seat"