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Joke of the Day

"NO I didn't eat a whole box of Girl Scout Cookies. I just ate all the cookies inside it."

"A black guy and a jewish guy jump off a building, who lands first? who cares."

"A nice way to tell someone their breath stinks, ""well I'm bored,let's go brush our teeth"" in mid convo"

"Do arcades ever clean the joysticks? 'Cause I've sucked on a few and they tasted awful."

"I told my kids 10 good dad jokes to see if any of them would make them laugh. But no pun intended."

"Michael J. Fox got hit by a reversing truck. Don't worry he shook it off."

"My interviewer kept getting annoyed at me... ...when I kept responding to each question with the same question - only in a really sarcastic way. Apparently, I don't know what a ""mock interview"" means."

"I want to go to the afterlife to ask Robin Williams, ""How's it hanging?"" I'm not sorry."

"NEWSFLASH - Greece/Euro Announcement The EU has just announced that with immediate effect all Euro notes will be printed on Greece-proof paper"

"A young couple are in the middle of an argument... Man: ""Yeah well, your hemorrhoids are disgusting!"" Woman: ""At least they stay out of my asshole!"""