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Joke of the Day

"When I take pictures of cheese I yell ""SAY HUMANS!"" and me and the cheese laugh and laugh and then I binge eat and cry."

"Mount Rushmore looks like an old boy band that now wants to be taken seriously as musicians."

"Brother-in-arms What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time? ""You're my brother in arms!"""

"What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out? Novak Chokeovic"

"I think everyone should stop ogling Kobe. He's not a piece of meat."

"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"How many Juggalos does it take to change a light bulb? FUCKIN' LIGHT BULBS! HOW DO THEY WORK!?!"

"What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend? Boo bae! (Read aloud please)"

"My doctor recommended that I stay away from trans fats I should stop using recipes from tumblr."

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... And doesn't."