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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have their pricks on the outside"
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"What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game? At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded."
"I walked into a bookstore and asked if they have any books on gloryholes. She said ya, over there in the mystery romance section."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ... Buh dum pshh!"
"Sorry I thought your older sister was your daughter and then made everyone else at the restaurant guess your age."
"Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands? ""If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."""
"I was a baker when I was in the army. When I went to war, I went in all buns glazing."
"What kind of STD does a bird get? Chirpies. :-)"
"My boss told me ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid $100 to have a lentil on my face."