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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have their pricks on the outside"

"Why did the feminist cross the road To suck my dick."

"What's the best angle to tackle a problem? The try-angle"

"Interviewer: Can we call your former employer for a reference? Me: Not if you're considering me for the job."

"I told my friends a UDP joke But Idk if they got it."

"the best true fact about 'titanic' is that on the final night of shooting the entire crew was drugged with pcp. that's not a joke"

"Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it."

"HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 BOLTS to put a car together, but only one NUT to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive!"

"At the end of the Age of Dinosaurs what happened to the good ones? They got veloci-raptured."

"Why do Americans drink their tea cold? Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor."