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Joke of the Day

"Two guys walk into a bar... the next one ducks."

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will never be subjected to your stupid bumper sticker again."

"There's a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order ... The police believe they're still at large."

"What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for School?! Bison"

"Why didn't the lipid ask for water He wasn't carbohydrated"

"I got my wife a plunger for her birthday... because she just LOVES bringing up old shit."

"Pretty cool that Sarah Connor saved mankind by raw-dogging a total stranger claiming to be a time traveller at the height of the AIDS scare."

"Whoever said technology will replace paper... has obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an iPad."

"I just got asked to work on a ""special project"" which is boss for ""This was assigned to me but you're smarter so here you do it."""

"I went out for a pelican curry last night.... It was really nice, but the bill was enormous!"