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"Why didn't the lipid ask for water He wasn't carbohydrated"
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"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabidooo."
"My gf was complaining about how difficult anal was... I told her ""It's only as hard as you make it"""
"i asked my wife to send me a naughty picture on snapchat... so she sent one of our kids playing in my electronics drawer"
"A trucker walks into a bar ...drinks a glass of poison and dies immediately."
"A man once thought he'd discovered a new primary color but it proved to be merely a pigment of his imagination."
"A thousand millibar go into a bar... ..."
"If you don't have a bucket list, then put ""make bucket list"" on your ""To Do"" list. nnYou don't have a To Do list?nnnnJesus, what ARE you?"
"[NSFW] [NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."
"Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth."