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Joke of the Day
"If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ."
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"I Hate Being this Sexy, But Somebody Has To Do it."
"""Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" -a very curious play goer."
"People who hit Reply All to 20+ recipients and then say, ""Thanks!""--please know, you are going to Hell. Nothing can save you. Nothing."
"Two peanuts were walking down the street.... And one of them was assaulted"
"Interesting fact - 80% of people inside a Radio Shack have no idea how they got there or how to get out."
"If history is any indication a lot more stuff is bound to happen."
"Jared Fogle got 15 years 8 months. But officer, she told me she was 18!"
"[speed dating] Me: Have you ever choked someone? ""No I would never do something like that"" Me: Next"
"What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing. Because the blind man can't fucking see him and even if he said something, the deaf man wouldn't be able to fucking hear it."